I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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