Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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