we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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