Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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