What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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