how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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