I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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