your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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