my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
