are you still at the devil's house?
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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