i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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