guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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