Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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