Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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