This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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