are you still at the devil's house?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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