so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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