The maid of honor just puked.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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