im holly from the hills drunk
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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