Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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