i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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