i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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