She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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