I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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