i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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