I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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