as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's official drugs can't kill me
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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