Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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