all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I wear drunk well.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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