this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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