Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
