whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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