That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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