You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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