ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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