she was so not down for the gang bang
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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