I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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