She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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