if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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