I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
