You made me cry and you don't even care
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I deserve this hangover.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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