i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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