but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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