We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Someone came in the potted fern
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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