Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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