If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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