I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
