it hurts more in the daytime
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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