Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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