He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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