Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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