I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
