i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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