I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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